Well, I just got back from watching Simon Webbe (him from Blue) in his first performance in Sister Act and I have to say… I was pleasantly surprised. Aside from being a bit on the short side, he’s damn sexy and has a great voice… although I’ll always be a fan of Chris Jarman (mainly because I find it amusing that a man so ridiculously gay could play a man so ridiculously straight) the show could do a lot worse.
More importantly, I put on a damn good show for the influential industry types I casually bumped into in the bar during the interval (around about the time a certain producer was buying a round – score) and looked FABULOUS in one of the magical dresses I’d forgotten I had. Clad in emerald green, grecian and gold embroidered wonderment matched with some spindly stilettos and hollywood curls, even the Maestro said he’d do me… and he’s a big gay, so my self esteem was, shall we say, through the roof.
And so, Maestro and I talked the talk and walked the walk (kinda tricky in my shoes) and made enough of a good impression to sneak away with our drinks after five minutes without feeling too guilty. Too early to see if it will pay off right now, but stay tuned people…
I’ll leave whatever foot fetish fans I have with my well pedicured tootsies, taking a well earned rest. Sorry TFL… but if trains were more regular I wouldn’t have had to stand and wait for so long…
RitziCx (and her feet)