I just got a text from Almost Famous and I had to share. It says;
‘Are you free after the gig tomorrow night?’
Erm… free for you to take me for a romantic candle lit dinner where you absolutely don’t try to break into my Iron Knickers, do you mean?
I’m not even taking bets on this one.
I’m going to need some serious assistance here, dear readers, because I am not well practiced at the art of saying no. A person waves a spare press night ticket around, I snatch it immediately, no matter how many 12 hour days I’ve done that week. Someone needs a favour, I am THERE, desperate to show how helpful I can be in exchange for some smidgeon of gratitude and appreciation (it’s my crack). If Almost Famous asks me if he can come back to my house and bang my brains out…
You see my dilemma.
How do I handle this? How do I go about being casual when we’ve already seen each other’s bits? What conversational topics can I POSSIBLY pick?! The man wouldn’t know a jazz hand if it punched him in the face.
Answers on a postcard. Please.
RitziCx
I’m gonna assume you banged his brains out right?