Just got off the phone to my crazy friend NORA. She’s in a fabulous band just a little too cool for words (usually) but last night she was dressed up in stupidly high heels and a super tight dress and found herself sitting on a bus next to a ridiculously hot man. Thinking it was her lucky day she intended to sashay her way off the bus and give him a wink as the door closed. Now that would have been cool.
Instead… she fell on her face.
Brilliant!
And I mean, she actually (her words, not mine) faceplanted right onto the pavement and lay there for a full ten seconds after the bus pulled away, frozen with mortification! Then it took her an age to get to her feet again, as her dress was so tight and short that she couldn’t get up without the world seeing her arse.
Poor girl.
RitziCx
