This one goes out to @Alice_X0 from Guys Boys and Men.
And @C_T_S from 52 First Dates who – like me – would not believe that this gift was not a tiny bit dirty.
Well… look at it! We were all up an award in the Sex and Relationships category. Emphasis on the Sex. You seriously cannot blame us for hoping it would turn out to need batteries.
Luckily, Twinkle (flatmate and makeup artiste extraordinaire) took a moment before her mental zillion mile run this morning to show me what the entire contents of my goody bag did.
Which is how I learned this:
Witness, the little valvey holey thing at the bottom of the not-vibrator.
Now, witness the capless perfume pot (ignore Ritzi’s chipped nail polish). Stay tuned for the technical bit.
Right then. If this doesn’t give you ideas I will eat my new bobble hat —>
Place phallus on top of un-capped perfume bottle. Then (I kid you not) pump the thing up and down until you build up a respectable amount of… perfume… in the handy see-through tube.
Pop back into cute little swirly patterned case and pop in your handbag for the days when you can’t handle lugging around an enormous bottle complete with impractical rubber flower on the top. Job done.
Come on now Cosmo. You put this in the goody bag just for me, didn’t you?
PS – oh yeah, you can totally buy your own from Travalo.com. Or Ann Summers I imagine.