Hello folks,
It’s in my sad duty to inform you that the West End really has sunk to new levels of depressive reality.
Not only have we given yet another talentless Hollywood starlet (who is only over here because there are no films being made in LA at the moment that require an english-woman who can do nothing but stand and smile) in the form of Keira Knightley (currently shocking audiences in Misanthrope at the Comedy with her rubbishness and uniting critics who all agree she performs with the charisma of a goldfish), but now the Comedy Theatre, London, has had to employ a host of new staff to cope with the onslaught of conspicuous audience members.
The new staff have an interesting unoffical title… are you waiting for it?
Wank-monitors.
Oh how I wish this was cockney rhyming slank for bank-monitors… or prank monitors… or septic tank-monitors…
But it is not.
All hail the Wank-monitor!
That would be an interesting thing to bring up at your next job interview would it? I wonder what the promotion possibilities are…?
Much love for the weekend! Here’s hoping for snow.
RitziCx
