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Bitch – Get Your Own!

You know that person from high school? (Or college, or uni, or drama school, or brownies) The one who wasn’t exactly openly nasty to you, but for some reason they managed to make your life difficult, and the day you left all your friends for pastures new, the fact that you would never see so-and-so ever again made it just a little more bearable.

Imagine if that bitch showed up in your world again, in your place of work, charming the socks off your superiors and acting (on the surface) as though the two of you have always been bosom companions, all the while betraying a secret rivalry and deep rooted resentment behind the eyes.

This is exactly what has just happened to a friend of mine.

The problem with this situation is if you make a fuss, or acknowledge the nostalgic hatred you know is there, then you are the one being unreasonable. It doesn’t matter that this person spent three years giving you a complex and knocking your confidence, or that you managed to get over it and build a life and a career for yourself only for them to show up and turn you into an uncertain fifteen year old again. All that the bosses would see is a long serving colleague being a bitch to the newbie.

So instead, you suck it up and carry on, and make peace with the fact that you will never again look forward to going to work, just like you never looked forward to going to high school, and all the while you’re thinking in the back of your mind; ‘bitch – this is my life. I’ve worked hard for it. Couldn’t you have gotten your own instead of stealing mine?’

It’s a conundrum. What would YOU do? I asked this question to my tweeps this morning and there was a resounding reply of ‘slap the cow in the face’ but I think this is less sound advice and more a reflection of what my followers are like before their morning coffee…

RitziCx

I am…

…in my office. Drowning in an ocean of powerpoint slides.

Sometimes the West End is not so glamorous.

That is all.

RitziCx

Mortifying Moments Involving TVboy

Oh yes! One year on from being dumped unceremoniously in a Weatherspoons on my round, and these can STILL happen!

Allow me to set the scene; it’s early November, a year on from the break up, and with a high flying job, a new flat, fabulous hair and half a stone lighter, the last thing on my mind is that straggly haired, drug addled monkey man. Right?

So, stumbling around half asleep at 6.30am (pre-coffee), I sit on my couch (ready to become post-coffee), and squirm around a bit until I find my blackberry. I’m sitting on it of course. Imagine my surprise when I look at my phone to find it has not only dialledTVboy, but he has picked up! At 6.30am! OH MY GOOD GOD!

So I do what any self respecting woman would do… and switch my phone off until I get to work.

Upon closer inspection while downing my third cup of coffee around 10.30am, I dare to investigate how this horrific event could have occurred. TVboy, like all of my exes, was deleted from my contacts after the breakup (though not before someone convinced me it was a really good idea to let her call him in the middle of the night pretending to be a chinese take away… oh yeah… that happened), so how did my EVIL blackberry accidentally dial him?

A word to the wise, slighted ladies. Blackberrys may delete contacts, but that does not automatically remove them from SPEED DIAL.

Fuckedy fuck.

Anyhoo, day continues, and at 11.30am I am rushing about, late for a meeting – as usual. I’m dashing down the corridor, and bump into an attractive yet completely bent bloke on my way. I shout an apology over my shoulder, dive into the meeting room before the door closes, and only then do I look at my phone. Which has called TVboy. Again.

ARGH!

Call cancelled. Phone off. Fight the temptation to throw it across the room. Do not turn it on again until I’m safely tucked up in bed and I’m sure he’s too stoned to dial to see what I want.

Oh. My. God.

Now, I have removed the speed dial, and deleted his number from the ‘recently dialled’ list, so there is NO TRACE of TVboy on my phone. None whatsoever. Too little too late methinks!

You realise what this looks like, yes? A year on from the hideous dumping, it looks like I have been moping around for a year, PINING for the weasely bastard, and on the anniversary of our break up this crazy woman phones at ridiculous times, desperate to get back together.

Irony is a bitch sometimes.

RitziCx

Mixing Business And Pleasure

Okay, I know I’m hideously overdue a blogathon. This weekend I shall review the billions of bloody shows I’ve seen lately, spill all about Vienna and back date blogs like anyone’s business! But for now… I have a crisis.

So there’s a guy at work.

Oh fuckedy fuck fuck.

I mean really, this kind of thing never ends well. I met TVboy at work… and look where that got me. And my ex before that – I was a dresser, he was an actor. And the ex before THAT – we were both actors doing the same show.

None of these stories have a happy ending!

This is supposed to be the year of promiscuity. This is supposed to be the year of fun. This is supposed to be the year of NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTS. So why do I keepfinding excuses to pop upstairs to the third floor on the off chance that I might run into Tall Dark and Lovely? Seriously, today I went upstairs to look excitely around the newly refurbished toilets and casually nipped into the studio just to see this guy.

What a freakin lame ass.

Although the new toilets are cool. And have good mirrors for makeup, which the old toilets seriously lacked, but I digress.

The most frustrating thing is I don’t know if he likes me (she says, fully aware she sounds like a 13 year old girl) and I don’t even know for sure that he likes women FULL STOP. Remember, this is a hazy subject in my line of work. For fecks sake.

What I really need is some kind of ‘social event’ where I can get a little bit tipsy but not so bladdered I make a total fool of myself. Some kind of social interaction outside of the office is needed! Then again, that’s what began all this madness when he directed the photoshoot with the Golden Couple.

What to do, what to do?!?!?!?!

The answer will have to wait. Times is tough at the moment!

I did, however, get back in touch with the hot bassist from the Kerrang tour who’s currently in some crazy scandinavian country but will be back soon. Hmm. Perhaps a bit of a groupie shag will be enough to take my mind of TDL.

Or it might not.

Either way…

Night folks!

RitziCx

Being Executive Is Fun!

Howdy folks, well here I am back from my first day in proper job land! Today has been absolutely mental but a total blast at the same time! And, on top of all this excitement, I found out I’m owed 8 days of holiday from my last job. That’s more than a week people. Ohhhhh yes!

Loads of info to take in, about a million names and faces I’ve already forgotten, but I seemed to slip into things pretty well. It’s really great to be in a working environment where everyone is constantly buzzing and doing what they love – I foresee fabulous things!

I spent a significant portion of my day today trying to fathom exactly how one costume, used purely for the purpose of a singular photoshoot, managed to get three zeros on the price tag. WTF? Was given the task of chasing up a different costume… will certainly not be asking for hand stitched sequins. No sir!

This week is going to be a bit manic methinks due to all the first week madness. Going to a briefing on a whole new show tomorrow that I think is pretty much going to be my baby for the next few months. Rock on! I’ve looked at the cast list – there are some names I know and some I don’t but there appears to be a general rule of hotness about the guys in this show. Darn it. What kind of high flying executive would I be if I banged the cast members. Sigh. I’ll have to look elsewhere for bingo points!

Speaking of which, I got a text on Friday from The Hobbit asking me to go out for a drink. This is the first I’ve heard from him since he spent the day starting his conversations with ‘Guess what everyone? I shagged Ritzi last week!’ so I was not particularly inclined to ‘go for a drink’ which quite obviously meant ‘get pissed and have sex’.

No Hobbit. You have pubic stubble. This is not nice. BE A MAN!

Besides, I had a perfectly lovely weekend alternating between lie-ins, casual coffees/lunches in town, walks in the park and movie nights. I mean seriously, I watched so many movies this weekend I believe I succeeded in making an ass print on the couch. Amazing. And throughout all this I did not need to worry about shaving my legs, not eating carbs or doing any kind of lady place maintenance. Quite frankly, The Hobbit didn’t stand a chance.

I’m too knackered to cook, so I just ate a bowl of branflakes. Despite only having half a jacket potato for lunch I feel pretty satisfied. Maybe this crazy hectic schedule is going to be even better for me than I thought! Especially since Maxie G has informed me that I should bring a bikini to Vienna with me.

A BIKINI!!! Bloody hell I may have a natural tan but that’s not going to help me next to her of the perfect figure aka Ms Maxie G. Cripes.

Much love,

RitziCx

The End Of An Era

Well, here I am, finally about to get away from the world’s slowest computer that blocks twitter and facebook and LEAVE MY OLD OFFICE for pastures new.

In the words of the bad idea bears;

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

The minions and I are off for cocktails… we may be sometime. It’s been a long hard slog in this job, but it’s all been worth it so I guess it wasn’t so bad really.

As of Tuesday, the real work begins.

But, until then, I’m gonna go enjoy my four day weekend.

Bye folks! x

I Got The Job!

Morning all, most exciting news of the entire year… I GOT THE JOB!

Essentially folks, this is my dream job. Hours are mental, work is relentless, but I just know I’m going to adore every second of it. This is a very very VERY strong step on the ladder, in fact once I get on it I think it might become a bit of an escalator for a while. But enough metaphors!

I was in my office yesterday, minding my own business, when my phone rang. You know when it’s just a number and not someone in your phone book… 0207 blah blah blah… argh! I grabbed the phone and disappeared into the corridor, answered and lo and behold, twas my new job.

Apparently, they think I am just the sort of person they need and luuuuuuurved my presentation so much they want to marry it and have it’s babies. Get in!

I spent most of yesterday afternoon in a bit of a daze, wandering about the building and thrusting my good news in everyone’s faces. Unsure of how best to celebrate, we deliberated between cocktails and cupcakes, and ended up going to Primrose Bakery for the latter, because Verve’s happy hour was overflowing a lil bit and nowhere else in Covent Garden makes a decent margarita.

Then, rather fitting for my good mood, I paid one final visit to the wonder that is Hairspray before it closes on Sunday. The cast – soon to be back in day jobs, bless em – seemed to have been struck by ‘final week fever’ and were going for it and dancing and singing their little socks off. Hairspray has always been a bloody good show, lots of wholesome family fun, a nice message and some cracking performances. It’s a real shame to see it disappear into the provinces on tour.

After Hairspray I got rained on. And then I went to a birthday party. With wet hair, nice. My main mission at said party was to make sure Nicole didn’t do anything stupid and throw herself at the bastard who broke her heart, but luckily (for me – she didn’t seem to happy about it) he didn’t show up. Unfortunately, the talent of that night may be talented in a stagey sense, but my Ensemble Bingo raydar was sadly unimpressed. I did, however, manage to pay £20 for two margaritas without realising it. Cripes. They were bloody good though – and bucket sized.

I’m off to do some tinternet browsing now… what, you didn’t expect me to do any actual work now that I’m outta here did you? Madness. With my newfound salary and job security lark, I have three main short term goals.

1) Book some bloody tickets to Vienna to go see Maxie G. (Have you read her blog yet btw?)

2) Find out what corporate rates my new job gets me at Covent Garden gyms and go and sign my ass back up.

3) Get myself one of those fancy little free netbooks with mobile broadband. So I can blog like mad en route to work, since I will actually have important things to do in the daytime pretty soon.

I should probably get going with that then, have a good day folks! Off to Avenue Q tonight, busy busy busy. Next week, I am NOT going to the theatre. I’ve been three times this week and would appreciate being in my bed before 11pm for once. Sigh.

However if any tickets for Private Lives should appear…

RitziCx

PS Anyone who read my last post, it appears PQ89 is still alive, and will return soon. Bloody good job. That is all.

RIDICULOUSLY Excited Right Now

I GOT THE SECOND INTERVIEW!!!

So I just got an email asking me back for the second interview, I’ve got just over a week to come up with a kick ass presentation on a West End Media Campaign, a subject that – quite frankly – I know like the back of my hand. And I’m planning on knowing my shit back to front and inside out – learn it like a script! And we all know I can do that. Amazing. Brilliant. YES!!!

I’ve got to give a huge shout out to my twitter dwelling readers who have all been amazingly supportive, particularly Bangs of www.bangsandabun.com fame whose total trust in the Field of Dreams theory (Believe it baby, if you build it they will come!) has given me the confidence and grim determination to MAKE THIS JOB MINE.

Off to dance around my office for a bit now and hope no one (outside my department who are all abandoning a sinking ship themselves) asks why I’m so happy.

Happy weekend everyone!

RitziCx

Interesting Insight Into Celebrity Casting

I got into my office this morning and found an email from my boss with a link to an imdb.com profile, so (shouting across the room, so much quicker than email) I asked him who the heck this woman was.

‘Have you never heard of her?’

Nope. She appears to have been in about 3 TV shows, and none of them for very long.

‘Thank god for that, I’ve no idea who she is either. She’s one of the choices for ***’

*** is the headline part in one of our shows. A part that is currently played by an actual famous person.

‘Are we that desperate? Can’t we just get an actual actress who can… you know… act?’

‘Celebrity casting love, we need to get the crowds in somehow. It’s her or ***.’

Choices are; a nobody or a has-been. Nice. Even celeb casting has failed today. And I thought it couldn’t get any worse than Toby Anstis in Grease.

RitziCx

You Wouldn’t Think So Many Good And Bad Things Could Happen In One Day

Yesterday was… in a word… manic. I’ve only just recovered enough to get the energy to write about it.

The question on everybody’s lips has of course been; how was the interview???

Ritzi’s answer; I’m not sure.

think it went well. I saw the big boss of the company on my way in who I’ve met lots of times before because of my current job who did the whole showbiz double kiss thing and welcomed me to the company (um… don’t get ahead of yourself love) and then I went up to the COLDEST INTERVIEW ROOM EVER and attempted to use big words and communicate effectively the fact that I don’t have anything like a life outside of the West End is a good thing and means I’d be great at this job.

The second round of the interview is a presentation. I have no idea what on.

They asked me if I could cope well with long hours and I think I impressed here. I refered back to my drama school days when I worked five jobs and got up at 5.30 and cycled to college because I couldn’t afford transport, then cycled to whatever show/theatre/bar job I was desperately clinging to that week. They liked this. Great, working til midnight then. Awesome.

Don’t get me wrong, I can wax lyrical about the theatre industry, I know the right people, I say the right things. I did however, unfortunatly use the phrase; ‘I am a very personable… person.’ Individual? Character? Woman? No. What a goon.

So fingers crossed for round two… I’ll hear in the next few days.

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What Ritzi Wore

Okay, so at the weekend I scoured the WHOLE of London for something to wear that said; I’m artistic/creative but still professional and definitely a woman (interviewer was a straight man – a rarity!)

AT LAST I found this dress in Red Herring and it was ridiculously cheap. I mean seriously, so cheap I don’t want to write the price.

dresstastic

I teamed it with some super duper tan boots from Steve Madden (which I loved so much when I found them that I bought insoles and thick socks because they were a bit too big and bought them anyway) and black opaques, a pink scarf (which I didn’t keep on during the interview, that’s just crazy) and a tan bag that cost half my month’s wage.

Dread to think what I’m going to wear for the second one.

Later that day I met up with my flatmate (not Princess, the other one. Grr) and she surprised me with a cupcake and a smiley conversation about my interview. Wow! How unexpectedly nice!

Oh no.

In fact, the flatmate was trying to butter me up so that she could drop the bombshell that she wanted to move back home to save money for going back to University (wtf?) and so she wanted to leave the house. Our house is technically mine, all in my name because the original flatmates were out of the country at the time of signing and I just put it all on my back. That was a bit stupid, as it turns out, because since then I have discovered that people are ultimately bastards. Two dodgy flatmates later and I finally struck gold with Princess, only to find that this one (Original Flatmate) is buggering off now too!

Quite frankly, I had a go. This year, you see, she hasn’t worked that much, so I’ve got her a few temp jobs at my company. Never once did I receive a thank you mind you but then I’m used to that. I reminded her of this and she got all sheepish and said she’d keep paying until we found someone to take her room. Yes, too right you will lady.

Then – in a stroke of pure genius – I remembered that a friend of mine from college (long long ago) had mentioned that she wanted to move to London. A swift blackberry messenger convo later and she’s all set to move in at the end of May! That is what you call luck my friends. Hopefully all will work out well there and I can wait til she moves in before I mention that we have a friendly mouse named Steven.

Oh wait… she reads this. *Waves and smiles* Steven has promised not to eat our faces as we sleep if we don’t try and catch him in a nasty trap. Honest. Please still move in :D

In other news (so much happened yesterday it was insane) I got a message on facebook from Mimi (God knows why, she’d literally texted me moments before) saying things weren’t working out with her new lesbian lover and she wasn’t over her ex-husband (who’s a friend of mine as well… awkward!) and she wants to join in Nicole and my Ensemble Bingo game to cure her problems with commitment.

Somehow, I don’t think more sleeping around is what this girl needs. I have yet to respond… am thinking of the best way to get around this little issue. Also haven’t mentioned to the flatmate that I’ve found her replacement already… figure I should make her sweat for a while.

Despite the looming closure of my department (oh yes, that’s a nice juicy bit of crap that I’ll moan about at a later date I’m sure) and other such stresses, I’m feeling remarkable chipper at the moment. Also, Forbidden Fruit texted me to remind me about his show that’s nearby town at the moment and I shall be going along next week. This may end in tears… we’ll see.

RitziCx